Wushu Sandwich Price: Free

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WUSHU SANDWICH

The Chinese menu is so formidable, just like their

kung-fu. A song for eating and fighting to.

LYRICS:

One hundred and thirty dishes?

Isn’t that a little ambitious?

Let’s order some take-out

Todays specials, check ‘em out!

Subgum chicken chow mein,

and beef fried rice

Butterfly shrimp with bacon,

and won-ton soup

House special chow mein,

and moo shu pork

Vegetable egg foo young,

and shrimp chop suey

One hundred and thirty dishes?

Isn’t that a little ambitious?

Let’s order some take-out

Todays specials, check ‘em out!

General Tso’s bean curd,

and kung bo gai ding

Pepper steak with onion,

and sweet & sour pork

Crab meat egg foo young,

and chicken fried rice

Vegetable spring rolls,

and lake tung ting shrimp

One hundred and thirty dishes?

Isn’t that a little ambitious?

Let’s order some take-out

Todays specials, check ‘em out!

Curry beef with onion,

and triple szechuan delight

Crispy sesame chicken, and happy family

Vegetable egg foo young, and fortune cookie

Kung-Fu kick in the face,

and a wushu sandwich

One hundred and thirty dishes?

Isn’t that a little ambitious?

Let’s order some take-out

Todays specials, check ‘em out!

Finger jab in the neck, and a pull of the hair

Round house kick to the head,

and a trip to the floor

Strike to the throat,

and the air leaves his body

Uppercut to the chin, and a kick in the balls

One hundred and thirty dishes?

Isn’t that a little ambitious?

One hundred and thirty dishes?

That sure is audicious

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